Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Sam's Mother + Nathan

Sam's Mom: I'm not comfortable with you having three guys in your room!
Nathan: We're having an orgy!
(other conversation)
Sam's Mom: Are you downloading something in there?
Nathan: Yes, ... gigs and gigs of porn!
(Sam's Mom walks in)
(Sam's mom sprays children with squirt bottle; Nathan uses Sam as a sheild and screams like a small girl)
Nathan: I SAID ORANGE JUICE AND CORN! I SAID ORANGE JUICE AND CORN!

(Later Sam's mom walks in and squits Nathan again)

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