Signs you've been together for a while

 Sam is talking to Jacob and runs to get a chore done and when she comes back, conversation resumes.... however... all of a sudden:

"Jacob": Get me a sandwich, woman!
Sam: ... You have legs
"Jacob": And you have boobs
Sam: Hello, Nathan
"Jacob": Damn.

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Sense of timeing

Jackson: make it go
Sam: make what go?
Jackson: the plans
Sam: eh?
Sam: WHAT PLANS?
Jackson: the ones that havent been made
Sam: ... I am not making plans
Jackson: rick!
: Auto-response sent to Group Conversation: I am currently idle.
Jackson: lol
Jackson: that was kinda funny timming....
Sam: yeah it was

Gross

[00:10] Rick: hey, you would be proud, yesterday i was on a date with an older woman
[00:11] Zack: really?
[00:11] Zack: That's exciting
[00:11] Rick: ... my mother
[00:11] Zack: Did it get steamy and
[00:11] Zack: never mind

He’s suppose to be the genius

 

on the way "back" from richland

 

rick: crap!

Jackson-Garret: what?

rick: look familiar?

Jackson: um not really....

rick: (points to sign above freeway)

Jackson: Crap!

Garret: what?

Jackson: were back at walmart! rick u idiot!

 

we had just made a 30 min loop and arrived back at our starting point rick was driving of course

Femine

[13:37] Sam: Guess what else- I bought new ear-rings
[13:37] Rick: spiffy
[13:37] Sam: they're all dangly and crap

What a typo!

[22:30] Sam: gah- es ist bedtime
[22:30] Sam: after I listen to this song
[22:30] Rick: lol
[22:30] Sam: Whaat
[22:30] Sam: I heart "You and Me" by lifehouse
[22:30] Rick: i dont think bedtime is german
[22:31] Sam: es ist bettzeit
[22:31] Sam: how's that
[22:31] Rick: better
[22:31] Sam: Ich bin voll
[22:31] Sam: sehr voll
[22:31] Rick: Du KENNT du bist voll
[22:31] Rick: Nicht so
[22:32] Sam: You know you are drunk?
[22:32] Rick: ...
[22:32] Rick: i wasnt aware
[22:32] Sam: that grammar is horrible, rick
[22:32] Rick: ah well
[22:32] Sam: you should be ashamed
[22:32] * Rick is not ashamed
[22:32] Sam: I shall beat you with this big stick
[22:32] * Rick is not afraid
[22:32] Sam: *beats rick with a big dick* ARE YOU ASHAMED?
[22:33] Sam: CRAP
[22:33] Sam: *STICK

[22:33] Rick: OMG
[22:33] Rick: LMFAO
[22:34] Sam: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
[22:34] Sam: BE ASHAMED!
[22:35] Rick: too busy laughing

Native

Christy: I'm not a native! I live here!

Remote Desktop

"its an administrative tool, not a abyss of evil"

- Rick (regarding Remote Desktop, when asked if he was
using it to tunnel backwards onto another computer)

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Fairy's all around...

Rick: So I picked up some information at the high school... I think I may audition for the next school play

Rick's Mom: Thats great, what is it?

Rick: Peater Pan

Rick's Mom: ... Just don't play Tinkerbell

LDS YW

(I like this quote)

 

No guy is worth your tears,

And the one who is won't make you cry

Pissey

Damit!

Bad windows no screen saver!

 

(Ricks v Blog)

Fawn

(Durring a bad day for Fawn)

Fawn: Everyone expects me to be so happy and gay!

 

(Rick durring her relation of the story: There are three kinds anyway, happy, homosexual, and stupid)

Rick's Mom

(She walks out after finding a movie)

Rick's Mom: Your room is the black hole of Calcutta.  You would be lucky to find anything!

Everyone can now post to The Quote Book

Everyone,

 

I have a system now setup so that anyone can post the the online quote book!  It's as simple as email too.  Just write a new email to theqbook@gmail.com with the people involved in the subject.  Then write the quote in standard form in the body.  The post appears instantly on the site.

 

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Rick

Sam's Mother + Nathan

Sam's Mom: I'm not comfortable with you having three guys in your room!
Nathan: We're having an orgy!
(other conversation)
Sam's Mom: Are you downloading something in there?
Nathan: Yes, ... gigs and gigs of porn!
(Sam's Mom walks in)
(Sam's mom sprays children with squirt bottle; Nathan uses Sam as a sheild and screams like a small girl)
Nathan: I SAID ORANGE JUICE AND CORN! I SAID ORANGE JUICE AND CORN!

(Later Sam's mom walks in and squits Nathan again)

Alicia

Rick: It's "Less then three" (<3)
(pause)
Alicia: It's two?